Did Me A Favor – Dez McKinzie (backgrounds/adlib – Wylie L McLeod, Maestro Majic)

( Thoughts of my ex-girl got me angered
even more for the brother who banged her! )

Some say, < Wha? >
“It's business, Never personal“
but that don't mean that those niggas was merciful

I took my personal
I put it in my business. < Talk about it! >
Had to write a rap!
Nigga had to have a finish!

So, thoughts of my ex-girl got me angered, < Why is that? >
even more for the nigga who banged her < Damn! >

So on my second solo bid, yo this is what I did -

DUCK! Yo, Here it comes, Kid!

This goes out to the mother-fucker who played the role
of my girl's lover
I don't blame you 'cause you wanted minerals
But those minerals can cause funerals!

And especially when a pussy tries to test me
like I'm candy from Nestles' < Break it down. >

Be down with the Ho who molests me
Or played me like a horn
like Dizzy Gillespie! < Do it now! >

Now, I think that was a good enough reason for me
to cancel your whole < Babe! Go get my motherfucking pistol! >
fucking season!

Lot of other brothers would have “lamped” out,
Would have camped out,
To have you stamped out! < Word! >

But you caught a level-headed man
who understands
the decision's in the chick's hands!

But that don't mean that I didn't want to do you, <Go ahead, go ahead.. >
get a shank and put it right through you < Yep! >
Could've told the crew your name -
Even without blood stains,
results would've been the same - < Major! >
PAIN!
I can't tell ya exactly what saved ya.
I'm here to tell ya that-
You did me a favor (You did me a favor You did me a favor)
You did me a favor (You did me a favor You did me a favor)

Yo.Yo.Yo. (woo ooh ooo ooh ooh ooh)
You nearly got roped < uh! >
You nearly got choked < uh! >
You nearly got yoked < uh! >
You nearly got poked < uh! >
You nearly got broked < uh! >
You almost got bashed < uh! >
almost got smashed < uh! >
almost got - SLASHED < uh! >
All for a piece of ass!

So, rather than putting a few stomps through your head,
I'm gonna kick you some “Thanks!” instead

'Cause you're the mother-fucker
helped exposed all the adultery
She was giving up the poul-try!

You know I did what my mother taught me. <And what's that, son?>
I amputated that ass! Can you fault me?! <Nah! Nah!>

I threw her back
all the jewelry that she bought me.
Knowing that she did it with you, that shit insults me. < I heard it! >

Just knowing that my girl
was flippin' <Rippin'! Trippin'!>
Rip through a flag - that bitch was CLIPPIN'! < yeah, I know >

So, nigga, tell me really, what would you be feeling? < you already know >
Would you be on some murder/death/killing? <Yeah! >

I wouldn't dig a ditch for that stinking no go bitch
But that was you, yo you'd probably want a nigga-lynch

I know you would be bitchin' < yeah >
while I'm just simply ditchin' < uh huh >
too stinkin' bitch who act like she was scared of the kitchen! < pussy >

Well, you can have the Ho
She came and got her clothes,
You probably let her stay.
I told that bitch that she had to - GO!

< This is fuckin' with my flow >
< She's nothin' but a Ho!>
< Hit me in a late night, maybe we can get right..>

Days away from me your gonna miss this. < miss >
Being with me was like Christmas

The most important thing
you're saving me some paper
That's why I'm telling you:
You did me a favor (You did me a favor You did me a favor )
You did me a favor (You did me a favor You did me a favor )


Yo. Yo. Yo. Well, it look like you can say
a brother dis'd me < He better try again and bring some friends! >

Because he (Missed me!)
You and Her couldn't make a brother feel embarrassed.
Especially a bitch whose pussy was – AVERAGE! < HA HA! HA HA! >

So what, did you think that my armor had a kink? < Nah! >
I fucked her every which way through the window to the sink

from the tub to the mink < yep >
then reverses up a link < yep >
She'll tell you about the position that I call the 'clink'! < What's that? >

Ask her about the dick. Yeah.
Ask her about the dick! < Yeah >
You think you know a spot,
Well, nigga, I done had my pick!


I have delivered some nuts that were behemoth!
Trust me, nigga, I never lie on my penis.

Au Naturale! Went a marathon distance! < Like the Olympics! >
No Viagra. No public assistance! < HA HA! HA HA! >

Now if your girl would offer, do you think that I would forfeit? < Can't do that! >

Or would I make her preach like she was standing at the pulpit?

Now if I had a chance I probably wouldn't administer
the type of stroke to make her
want to tell the minister

Now, nigga, don't ya think that it's 'cause I'm a gentleman,
it's 'cause she's lookin' like a female
David Letterman!

< Women come and go >
< like air when it blows >
< let him keep that bitch, you already know >
< We do it like this! >

Well, it looks like I'll be doing
my new Neighbor, < You might as well... >

That's why I'm telling you:
You did me a favor (I'm doin' the neighbor)
You did me a favor (Stay with your slaver)
You did me a favor (Watch my hand as I wave it)
You did me a favor (You did me a favor baby – Hey!)